小姐去禁区钓鱼

[wenxiuxuan]

有一天，去水库刚准备拿杆子钓鱼。
管理员跑过来大喊：“小姐，这个区域禁止钓鱼！”
“我没钓！”
“没钓？但是你身上带着工具！”管理员指着我身边的渔具，“对不起，我要拘留你。”
“那我要控告你！”
“控告我什么？”
“告你强奸我！”
“我根本没碰过你。”
“但是你身上带着工具！”

[wetnose]

不同的！小姐的工具能放下，管理员的工具只能随身带。

[xiaolu]

不同的！小姐的工具能放下，管理员的工具只能随身带。

而且管理员的工具是作案工具.

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Ontatrio. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment with you."

[wenxiuxuan]

不同的！小姐的工具能放下，管理员的工具只能随身带。

随身带的也是作案工具。