Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon.
So, today I went over to the local gun shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the lady cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok,I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.
They need to make their instructions a little more clear.
I still don't think I looked that bad!I Just need to wear underwear more often.