LAKER开季前夜(前戏),俺鹰文烂,只好抄袭一西人爷爷: 'Twas the night before Opener

[xiaolu]

‘Twas the day before opener, and all through the house,
The anglers get ready for first ice lake trouts.
The rods were all set with tackle in tow,
In hope that the morning would be good to go.

The sleds were all packed with ice huts and chairs,
plus augers, and heaters, and warm boots in pairs.
With spud bar in hand, to check as they go,
It’s time to head out to drill that first hole.

This ice was ready, and down the bait went,
Hoping that soon the rods would be bent.
A bounce off the bottom a jig and a reel,
It was at this moment we hoped for a feel.

When all of a sudden, there were marks on the flasher,
I started to reel just a little bit faster.
I felt a tug and set the hook fast,
That’s when it shook, and swam and thrashed.

As the battle took place deep down below,
I reeled and reeled until it started to show.
Lines a screaming, it went on a run,
That’s when I knew this was more than just fun.

Soon enough the beast started to tire,
Thankfully so, my arms were on fire.
Once again up it came, and we all gave a shout'
There it was, the season’s first Lake Trout.

[R.L]

简单点说：
今夜月光皎洁。。

今夜云淡风轻。。

今夜冰很结实。。

今夜带好家伙。。

和我一起去抢第一条吧。。。

[xiaolu]

And 在 SIMCOE 冰钓 LAKER 连续空军 50 多次之后, 致 LAKER 的一封公开信:

Dear Miss Laker,

What gives? I know you are down there. I've seen the blips, streaks, and lines on my sonar and on my flasher. You can't pretend like you haven't seen my hooks, baits or lures. I can see you are looking at them. You come right up, stare them down, and then just swim right away. How rude. Was my dinner offer to you simply not generous nor delicious enough? Why are you ignoring me? Did I do something to offend you? I'm a pretty good guy, you know. I like puppies and long walks on the beach... Why don't you want to meet me?

I've come to see you over 50 times and I'm starting to get the feeling like I'm the only one putting in an effort in this relationship. I bring you gifts of flashy silver and gold, tasty little morsels of rubbery goodness, and entertainment items of all shapes and sizes. I'm doing everything I can to make you happy, but all you do is turn your nose up and casually glide away. Come on... I have feelings too, you know.

Is it too much to ask that you just come up and say hi to me? And let's be realistic here, I'm not looking for those magazine cover models. I know those beauties are out of my league. And you know what? To the smaller and "ordinary" fish down there, while other fishermen constantly overlook you in search of the smokin' hottie in the middle of the school, I would gladly take your picture at the end of my arm and show you off to all of my friends. All I need is for you to give me a chance.

I'm not going to give up on you Miss Laker. My friends keep telling me there are plenty of fish in the lake and that one day I'll meet my first Miss Laker, but you know, it's getting harder and harder to keep my head up. The more I get shut down, the more I feel like there is something wrong with me. I'm a good guy. I have a good job. My rod is... well... I've been told by more than one walleye, that my rod is quite impressive and that I certainly know how to use it. I have a lot to offer. So please, Miss Laker, just give me a chance. We could be so good together.

[xiaolu]

LAKER 的回信:

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your heartfelt letter. I'm sorry that we hurt your feelings as this was not our intention, but unfortunately over this past winter we have caught on to your sneaky ways of the "fleeing bait fish retrieve" and our favourite, the jigging "stir up the sediment, hey! whats that? I think I should eat it" move.

Since we have an open conversation going, over the past month and a half a few of my friends have been mysteriously disappearing. No letters, no finmails, Nada! BUT I BET YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! HUH? Samantha and Oscar were supposed to meet me after school and they never showed up? WTH! I was gonna ask Samantha to the Prom (if you saw the size of pectoral fins you would know why I picked her Grin). Let your buddies know I'm not pleased with them either.

Is it too much to say hi? Hell! Yes, it is! When you say "hi" by slamming a 1/0 weighted hook in to my face! Forgive me if get a little stand offish...What the hell! Say hi with a friggin card man! For the record we are not as dumb as you may think. you should know that I have a BA in Angler Avoidance and a Masters in Light Biting. There's a reason why we always are in schools... We are not like those dumb perch. Those guys couldn't tell the difference between a dew worm and a X-Rap. As for photos, just a suggestion. Why can't you do what other fisherman do? AND JUST LIE! Really! It would be in both of our best interest. You can tell all of your buddies about the 50" Slab you nailed, and your secrets will be safe with us. Photoshop works well, too.

So please don't be hurt.... I am really not a bad fish! Really!..... Listen.....I'll tell you what... I'll be at Shanty Bay this coming Saturday in 120 FOW with a "Friend". She is a real pain in my dorsal and is known to put anything in her mouth. (Wink! Wink! Nudge! Nudge!) Grin be persistent and stop saying that I don't do anything for you.

Sincerely,

Annie, Miss Laker

[铁马冰河西门吹雪]

站长高兴

[wetnose]

激动的心情可以理解，堪比我等待碧古和bass开季的前夜！

[xiaolu]

激动的心情可以理解，堪比我等待碧古和bass开季的前夜！

嗯, Tis the Laker & Whitefish Season!

[Bluelake]

激动的心情可以理解，堪比我等待碧古和bass开季的前夜！

嗯, Tis the Laker & Whitefish Season!

嗯，12点等着开季，下第一杆

[XUYCA]

应该建议MNR把laker和白鱼开季时间推到1月15日。这里没几年能在元旦上冰，而且还有危险性。有点勉强。

[风雨]

应该建议MNR把laker和白鱼开季时间推到1月15日。这里没几年能在元旦上冰，而且还有危险性。有点勉强。

上不上冰不归MNR管，警察的事儿~

冻不冻上冰也不归MNR管，老天爷的事儿~

您是冰钓还是船钓，那是angler自己的事儿~

这里就没有MNR什么事儿~

[Sergeantpepper]

漁季是以利魚傳宗接代為依歸的, 漁人算什么 ice is neVer safe !